Ideally, it'd be great if you exhibited a combination of the three Hello, I'm Roger "The Dodger" Dodger. This is THE most impressive profile I've ever seen -- it's mine. I generally frown on texting while driving, but texting while in the throes of passion is definitely a deal breaker. I am like a half-retarded Indiana Jones, Will Hunting, and Van Wilder rolled into one.
It doesn't FIT on one screen, because it doesn't BELONG on one screen. I love adventure and travel and have done so somewhat extensively.
"Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. So there you are: 20 incredible, indelible, articulate, and compelling reasons to contact ME. At last we have come to the goodnight kiss, which I have already stolen from you earlier in the date because lets be honest, goodnight kisses at the end of a date... I'm hazy on the to/not do profiles on this website etc.
Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. LOL one guy pm'd me calling me a fake etc becaues I had used a profile like this and somehow he found or knew about that profile format (it wasn't verbatm).
Think what you want.] [Edit: No, it hasn't been established that he's better in bed. Why would you rely on hearsay and anecdotal evidence? The Dodger knows I can reduce any female body to a shuddering, trembling, back-arching, convulsing, Dodger-clawing mound of warm, sweaty, surrendering flesh -- even without the tantra techniques I picked up from all those slimeball e-books I read in between late-night porno sessions.]I've found a better way of living. I've had 0 luck with my profile but didn't know how I could beef it up. There's a kernel of truth in everything I say (except when I'm lying). I am comfortable in my own skin (but I usually wear clothes). The last guy who sent you a message is a chump who secretly dresses in drag.
Shoot me a message, and if it seems we'd get along in some capacity, we'll go out there, make an awful lot of noise, and rock the fuck out. I've had very good success with and other sites but maybe the population on OKCupid is a little different and I'm in a new geography.
I believe in a higher power and have been raised a Christian. Essentially I am interested in friendship and fun, and if anything develops from there, then I don't necessarily object. (I actually got that for Christmas, but I was going to buy one) I also want one of those robots that cleans my carpet. I will trash talk your little brother on Xbox live into submission as I paint his face with a blue fuzzy grenade. If you are a high maintenance, duck face picture taking, can't hang with the guys kind of woman, or if you are a pirate hooker (Long story) Please step to the side to let the awesome chicks by. First date-We could start off with a stroll by the local landfill, make fun of the seagulls because there isn't a fucking ocean in Ohio! If you don't have balls..think you just might catch my attention, fucking message me already I am busy over here!
I'm currently supplementing my childhood indoctrination with a serious study and review of the Bible. And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. This year I am wrapping up 2 bachelor's degrees and preparing for grad school, provided that I don't bounce to Buenos Aires for steaks and tengo lessons instead. I'll stick it out with the right one, and that may lead to amazing possibilities. I'll give it a woman's name because lets be honest, that's what you should be doing! Then off to the mall where we will roll a dollar around a piece of poop, place it in public, then yell POOP DOLLAR! Finally, a karate match between us where I will DECIMATE you with my epic karate chop! I have great success on POF and have tried tons of different profiles.
Anything said over email is going to appear much more harsh than if it was said in person, because you don't have the benefit of body language. It doesn't FIT on one screen, because it doesn't BELONG on one screen.
I'm totally the complete package, and it turns out I'm the second most amazing man in the world.
(Look, the bitches are constantly asking me about this, so I'll say it once and once only: The guy in first place lives in Paris, writes poetry, and tames white tigers.
it DHV with lots of material, had a sense of humour, and witt. thought you guys might want to check it out for those who are doing online dating and have to make a profile I am toes in sand, breeze on skin, and squirtgun behind you. Not the serious kind of trouble so much; more like getting a rise out of somebody. Wow, that shirt is nice' [cheshire smile and walk away]. I'm judgmental, though I strongly believe in and respect personal freedom. (If you are over 300 lbs., we'll go for grazing and a mooooo-vie) Why does everyone want a "first date" to see if there's "chemistry" anyway? We will drop a roll of Mentos into a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke and see what happens. I'll probably skip on the garden variety coffee date. Look at that, you are already doing what I tell you to do, this just might work out.
I'm very close with my family and value that aspect of my life very highly. The upshot is that I am much better looking in person, I am not afraid of commitment, and I can be a lot of fun. Extra side of bacon please, and a diet coke to drink, i'm watching my figure. Crap about the universe, quantum physics, and biology that would render a normal persons brain into...bacon grease. I work hard so I can buy myself awesome shit like a laser that lights shit on fire! Fuck dorks and nerds, a bunch of losers if you ask me, which you will because I am so damn interesting. That's the reason I have dipped my toes into online dating. My grandmother just picked the same one up yesterday." Bang!