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John Ortved reports on the hands-free revolution","seo Title":"Why Are Male Sex Toys So Creepy? On one placard was a picture of a naked woman tied to a bed.It’s also heavy and loud, with all the sensuality of a wheat thresher.The Autoblow 2 could only be appreciated by a man who has never had a real blow job, or a real hug, and is as disappointing as the puddle of lube it leaves in your lap.\n Tenga’s Flip Hole is less overtly sexual in appearance, like a chubby lightsaber handle—and it might actually sit on a shelf unnoticed, no one knowing that the hinged tube waits to clap onto you with an elastomer embrace.I’ve wasted fifteen years in therapy with a shrink who spends an hour a week trying to persuade me to like myself even the tiniest bit more or to just loathe myself the tiniest bit less. Max is the Big Bad Wolf, though, and his Little Red Riding Hoods suffer through an _ordeal._ Which is why, later that evening, I decided to visit Paul Little, a.k.a.We’ve made very limited progress.\n\n\n\n And so while Jerry felt shame, I was sure his wasn’t nearly as warranted as mine. Sleeping-girl porn was almost peaceful; she’s having a nap. Max Hardcore, at the Federal Correctional Institution-La Tuna, just outside El Paso.\n\n\n\n I needed to know we were different. I needed to know that whatever the hell was wrong with me was not as bad as whatever the hell was wrong with him.\n\n\n\n A couple of thousand miles, I decided, wasn’t too far to go to find someone I hated more than myself.\n\n\n\n----------\n\n\n\n The TSA officer at JFK airport waves me forward through the metal detector.