Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.
Even though I may seem like an out of touch, “old geezer” I will find out the truth and trust me, I do know how to Google someone.
Rule #4 In today’s world, sexual activity among young people is becoming rather common place.
Just because this is a commonality does not mean that it will be happening with my daughter.
If you think that you will have opportunities to explore your sexual activity with my daughter you will find out that I will be the only type of birth control that you will need.
There will be no text messaging, video chatting; late night cell phone calls either because I will be watching…everything.